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- #include <standard/disclaimer.h>
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- "Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool
- will want to use it.
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- Q
- W
- E
- R
- T
- Y
- v0.5ß
- (k)opywrite MATiC '96
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-
- SYNTAX: QWERTY.EXE [/?] [-?] [Typing-file [Your name]]
-
- Contents in Zip-file:
- QWERTY.EXE Main-game
- QWERTY.CFG Config-file
- QWERTY.DOC This file
- LISTHI.EXE Lists _all_ hiscores unsorted
- CLEAN.EXE Hiscore file cleaner (See CLEAN.DOC for more info)
- CLEAN.DOC Doc for the cleaning utility.
- BOY.QTY Just a sample text...
- FILE_ID.DIZ Description of this archive
-
-
- Features:
- 1. E-Mail ware (send us e-mail if you want.. (That will probably be our first))
- 2. Multithreaded
- 3. O.O.P. (oh my...)
- 4. Uses disk-space
- 5. Reduces the lifetime of your keyboard
- 6. Bug-driven(?)
- 7. Dolby Prologic(TM) Surround sound through the Beeper
- 8. _______________________ (fill in yourself if you find something we haven't)
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-
- System Requirements:
- 1. Computer, At least Pentium Pro 200 with 2GB+ Harddrive (Naah...)
- 2. OS/2 Warp (May work on 2.1 .. don't know)
- (Will not work under Windows 95, but what works under Windows 95??)
- 3. EMX (supplied)
- 4. Atleast 2 threads + 1 extra for each computer-player.
- 5. Keyboard (Have some extras as replacement)
- (Try to destroy as many Win95 keyboards as possible)
- 6. Human (Male/Female/Nerd/Freak)
- 7. IQ of 30+ (If you have less, you probably haven't got this far)
- (Windows 95 users may skip this requirement)
- 8. Slower-typing friends to laugh at
- (Windows 95 users you can laugh at anyway)
- 9. About 200k of memory (according to the last coredump :)
- (If you do not have enough memory, use RamTripler(?))
- A. A little bit of humour (You can't live without it. If not available, die)
- (If you laugh at this joke, you are qualified: Windows rules.)
- B. Time to spend on this lousy game
-
-
- MATiC's guide to QWERTY's game in the Galaxy:
-
- 1. Read this stupid text through.
- 2. Start QWERTY.EXE (figure out how for yourself).
- 2,5. QWERTY.EXE can be followed by the name of the textfile and your name.
- 3. Type in the filename of the file you wanna test typing. (text-file)
- 4. Type in your own name (ask your mom or dad if you are unsure).
- 5. Look at the ergonomic designed menu.
- 6. Decide what to do.
- 7. Press the number corresponding to the choice made some secs ago.
- 8. Have phun.
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-
- Notes:
- 1. The hiscore file is crypted. (HAHAHAHA)
- 2. Dont try to "play" a 100k binary file... the results are classified.
- 3. DONT TAKE THIS (too) SERIOUSLY!
- 4. This isn't the final sales version.
- 5. When you submit the bugs/thanx, please write in Swedish/English (/C++/Pascal)
- (Surprise: We live in 'Sverige')
- 6. ***** When an RETURN is expected, SPACE also works. *****
- 7. MATiC = Magnus And Tomas in Co-operation. :)
- 8. We do not like Windows.
- 9. The truth is out there.
- 10. OS/2 Warp.
- 11. We really don't like Windowz 95.
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-
- Todo:
- 1. Able to select file via an file-requester.
- 2. Able to select user via an user-requester (nice word..).
- 3. Faster Hiscore lists.
- 4. Better hiscore-maintenance utility.
- 5. Be able to scroll around and see the whole hiscore lists.
- 6. More configuration options.
- 7. More included texts.
- 8. More exact computer-player timing (see config-file for some info)
- 9. __________________________ (fill in yourself)
-
-
- Support:
- None.
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-
- Guarantees:
- None.
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-
- Send all the:
- o bugreports
- o cybercash
- o your own nice typing-texts (may be released in future versions)
- o your hiscores (Don't cheat..) (Our record is about 1872 CPM.. or something..)
- o anything else
-
- to: stric@arbornet.org
- or
- janlert@arbornet.org
-
- Real-life Address to Tomas Ögren (Stric):
- Tomas Ögren
- Snipgränd 69
- S-906 24 Umeå
- Sweden
-
-
- (C)opyright 1996 by MATiC
-